funny sardar jokes

☻How
do you recognize a Sardar in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from
the book when the teacher erases the board.




☻Sardarji
to others:
Did anyone lose money wrapped in a rubber band?
One said, Yes I did
Sardar: Well, it’s your lucky day,
I found the rubberband!




☻Sardar’s
wish : when i die,
I wanna die like my grandpa
who died peacefully in his sleep
not screaming
like all the passengers in the
car he was driving..




☻Sardar
and Pathan going somewhere together.
They found 1000 Rs. on the way.
Pathan: Let’s take 50/50.
Sardar: What will do of remaining 900?




☻Waiter
gives bill to Sardar
Sardar: Take my card.
Waiter: But sir, this is Ration Card.
Sardar: So what?
You have written outside
“ALL CARDS ACCEPTED”








☻Judge:
Why are you arrested?
Sardar: For shopping early?
Judge: Well, thats not a crime, anyway how early
you were shopping?
Sardar: before opening the shop…,





☻Interviewer:
Congrats, you are selected.
Your 1st month salary is Rs: 6000.
Next month salary will be 10000.
Sardar: Ok sir, I’ll Join next month.




☻Sardar
proposed a girl……
Girl said am 1 yr elder to u…….
Sardar said Oye no problem
soniye I’ll marry u next year.




☻2
sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb
explodes while fixing.
sardar 2 : Don’t worry, I have a one more.




☻How
do you sink a submarine
filled with sardars..?
.
.
.
.
Just knock the door.




☻Astrologer:
you must married only 32 years old women to
start a happy life.
sardar: shall I married two 16 years old girls




☻On
a romantic day sardar’s girlfriend asks him,
“Darling on our engagement day will you give me
a ring?”
Sardar : “Ya sure, from landline or mobile”.




☻As
train start running,
a sardar got the train.
TT: Don’t you see it’s female bogie?
Sardar: Sorry, I thought you were a man.





☻Sardar
was busy removing
a wheel from his auto.
A man asks sardar why are
you removing a wheel from your auto.
sardar : Cant you read the board.
Parking is only for 2 wheeler




☻Sardar
had twins. He named Tara & Sitara.
Again twins, He named Peter & Repeater.
Again twins, He named Max & Climax.
Again twins, finally He named STOP & FULLSTOp:-)




☻Sardar
joined new job. 1st day he worked till late
evening on the computer.
Boss was happy and asked “what you did till
evening?”
Sardar :”Keyboard alphabets were not in order,
so I made it alright”




☻Teacher:
“I killed a person”
convert this sentence into future tense
Sardar: The future tense is “You will go to
jail”




☻Sardar
comes back to his car
&
find a note saying ‘Parking Fine’
He Writes a note and sticks it to a pole
‘Thanks for compliment.’




☻Sardar
complained to the police: ‘Sir, all items are
missing,
except the TV in my house.’
Police: ‘How the thief did not take TV?’
Ah Beng : ‘I was watching TV news…’




☻Sardar
got into a bus on 1st April
when conductor asked for ticket.
He gave Rs.10/-
and took the ticket and said april fool.
I have pass.





☻Sardar
bought a new mobile.
He sent a message to everyone
from his Phone Book & said,
My Mobile No. Has changed.
Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610

☻Two
Sardar stopped suddenly.
1st Sardar: OMG! My wife and my girlfriend
coming together.
2nd Sardar: Mine too.

good sharing some of them are mad funny thnx

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