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PostSubject: funny sardar jokes   Sat 23 Jan 2010 - 14:42


How
do you recognize a Sardar in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from
the book when the teacher erases the board.




Sardarji
to others:
Did anyone lose money wrapped in a rubber band?
One said, Yes I did
Sardar: Well, it’s your lucky day,
I found the rubberband!





Sardar’s
wish : when i die,
I wanna die like my grandpa
who died peacefully in his sleep
not screaming
like all the passengers in the
car he was driving..




Sardar
and Pathan going somewhere together.
They found 1000 Rs. on the way.
Pathan: Let’s take 50/50.
Sardar: What will do of remaining 900?





Waiter
gives bill to Sardar
Sardar: Take my card.
Waiter: But sir, this is Ration Card.
Sardar: So what?
You have written outside
“ALL CARDS ACCEPTED”








Judge:
Why are you arrested?
Sardar: For shopping early?
Judge: Well, thats not a crime, anyway how early
you were shopping?
Sardar: before opening the shop…,





Interviewer:
Congrats, you are selected.
Your 1st month salary is Rs: 6000.
Next month salary will be 10000.
Sardar: Ok sir, I’ll Join next month.




Sardar
proposed a girl……
Girl said am 1 yr elder to u…….
Sardar said Oye no problem
soniye I’ll marry u next year.





2
sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb
explodes while fixing.
sardar 2 : Don’t worry, I have a one more.




How
do you sink a submarine
filled with sardars..?
.
.
.
.
Just knock the door.




Astrologer:
you must married only 32 years old women to
start a happy life.
sardar: shall I married two 16 years old girls




On
a romantic day sardar’s girlfriend asks him,
“Darling on our engagement day will you give me
a ring?”
Sardar : “Ya sure, from landline or mobile”.




As
train start running,
a sardar got the train.
TT: Don’t you see it’s female bogie?
Sardar: Sorry, I thought you were a man.





Sardar
was busy removing
a wheel from his auto.
A man asks sardar why are
you removing a wheel from your auto.
sardar : Cant you read the board.
Parking is only for 2 wheeler




Sardar
had twins. He named Tara & Sitara.
Again twins, He named Peter & Repeater.
Again twins, He named Max & Climax.
Again twins, finally He named STOP & FULLSTOp:-)




Sardar
joined new job. 1st day he worked till late
evening on the computer.
Boss was happy and asked “what you did till
evening?”
Sardar :”Keyboard alphabets were not in order,
so I made it alright”




Teacher:
“I killed a person”
convert this sentence into future tense
Sardar: The future tense is “You will go to
jail”




Sardar
comes back to his car
&
find a note saying ‘Parking Fine’
He Writes a note and sticks it to a pole
‘Thanks for compliment.’




Sardar
complained to the police: ‘Sir, all items are
missing,
except the TV in my house.’
Police: ‘How the thief did not take TV?’
Ah Beng : ‘I was watching TV news…’




Sardar
got into a bus on 1st April
when conductor asked for ticket.
He gave Rs.10/-
and took the ticket and said april fool.
I have pass.





Sardar
bought a new mobile.
He sent a message to everyone
from his Phone Book & said,
My Mobile No. Has changed.
Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610

Two
Sardar stopped suddenly.
1st Sardar: OMG! My wife and my girlfriend
coming together.
2nd Sardar: Mine too.

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PostSubject: Re: funny sardar jokes   Wed 27 Jan 2010 - 15:21

good sharing some of them are mad funny thnx
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PostSubject: Re: funny sardar jokes   Wed 27 Jan 2010 - 15:34

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